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overthemistymountainsliesadragon:
The life of a pet owner: “What are you eating? OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU EATING???”
“Come back here with whatever you’re eating!”
“Don’t think you can fool me by stopping chewing. I know you’re still eating it!”
“Open your mouth. OPEN. YOUR. MOUTH.”
The best part is that all of these can be seen as the owner’s perspective or the pet’s and it’s all still accurate.
Shoutout to all my girls who are bigger than, taller than, or weigh more than their boyfriends and feel subconscious about it bc our society puts so much emphasis on girls needing to be Less Than boys in every single way, especially physically.
Never apologize for the space you occupy in this world.
me: sees velociraptors
me: these dogs are sharp but they are still good
nostalgia is a liar. nothing was ever as good as you remember it to be. there’s a reason you don’t talk to that person anymore, there’s a reason you’re not part of each other’s lives. don’t trust nostalgia. grieve. reflect. move on.